» time 3 weeks ago   » notes 6
#yo yo yo #we take a break from your irregular asshole hootenanny to let you make mistakes he can then come back full force and ridicule you for #aimed at no hobo in particular 

((Hiatus.))

demongent:

((I haven’t been posting much at all so this might be extremely obvious, but I thought I might as well make it official - both demongent and returnfromhell are on hiatus until June. Exams are a bitch.))

» time 1 month ago   » notes 2

theartofprosecution asked,

((YOU ARE SO GOOD AT PLAYING GODOT OH MY FANGIRLY FEELS I MEAN IT IT'S IN CAPS!!))

((THAT IS VERY FLATTERING WOW THANK YOU YES CAPITALS ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE NOT MISTAKING ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE THOUGH))

» time 1 month ago   » notes 1

thirtyandfour asked,

that's a third arm protruding from your stomach to hold your coffee while you do other things

..Thanks for clarifying.

Unluckily, no. They didn’t get round to crafting me into some fulled by coffee half android beast of a machine- damn health system round here, geez - but I work round this heart-breaking disability. Got the juggling, head balancing thing down pat. Centrifugal force and yours truly are best friends.

Don’t sound to bad, though. This some product selling going on here ‘cause really, your selling words are winning me over.

» time 1 month ago   

thirtyandfour asked,

do you have a coffee arm

Uh. Th-

» time 1 month ago   » notes 2768
#sure! #as much as i like playing godot he really is the most out of character shit i've ever written so once in a while it would be nice to hit #canon maybe #tag restrictions psh 

How am I doing as my character?

(Source: willyoufixitforme)

» time 1 month ago   » notes 9
#dani this is going on our team shirts #team asshole 
» time 1 month ago   » notes 9
#yoho #you only #hamburgers once 

spiderisland:

returnfromhell:

Uh huh. Funny.

..What’s your name, kid?

Funny’s my game, gramps.

Am I allowed to get away with saying Spider-Man, or do you want the secret identity, ‘cause that’s a little harder to do.

“Gramps.” Ha. Childhood memories soiled. Thanks, hero.

..You’re really sticking to the part, aren’t you. Alright, sure. Name’s Godot the Handsome. Defender of Galaxy Kenco.

» time 1 month ago   » notes 23
#let's see if we can make him cry 

turntechgodtits:

hobo-phoenix:

returnfromhell:

turntechgodtits:

hobo-phoenix:

Am I being discussed?

no papa wright
were clearing talking about another guy that we have some small feels towards 
that so happens to have some striking similarities to you
clearly 

Meerkat.

Not a hedgehog, not a badger, you’re a meerkat, Spikes.

can we all just stop for a minute and appreciate this beautiful irony in motion here
i shed a single ironic tear in this display
beautiful
just beautiful 

Our magnum opus.

Get a picture.

» time 1 month ago   » notes 9
#yo #lo 

spiderisland:

returnfromhell:

.. Thanks. And, no. Neither can it toast bread.

Short straw, what can you do.

What’s the occasion? Dress up Sunday?

Aw, that sucks.  I was gonna ask if you wanted to do the honours of making my breakfast, too.

I should ask the same thing to you- what’s with the suit?

As for me, these’re the work clothes.  Spandex is in this year.

Uh huh. Funny.

..What’s your name, kid?

» time 1 month ago   » notes 9
#YO??? #YO. #Yo. 

spiderisland:

returnfromhell:

spiderisland started following you

Neat costume.

Thanks.

Nice eye thing.  I’ve got a friend who’s got one of those, too.  You wouldn’t happen to be able to shoot lasers out of that thing, would you?

.. Thanks. And, no. Neither can it toast bread.

Short straw, what can you do.

What’s the occasion? Dress up Sunday?